It blew my mind when i found out Cow Tails were candy, not Off Brand Beef Jerky

Wellll. I would like to adress a few things here.

I would like to start by thanking Hearltand for deisgning they're computer lab so that the girl two computers down from me can't read over my shoulder. You guys rock. remind me to write you into my will so i can donate money in order to replace the ugly hat on that statue-man on the wall. (Heatlanders, you know the one i mean...he sort of naps on the wall there behind you, forever suspended by a few hooks and a lack of general purpose anywhere else in the building)

I think it should be written into the rules somehwere between "no shirt, no shoes, no service" (and to the guy that coined that importal phrase; well i'll write you into my will for a new hat too. ) and "no pets" that you should avoid smelling like curry. At all costs. I mean really, have you ever heard anyone say, " Mmmmm i smell curry! Do you smell that? God i just want to smell that for hours on end. "

And hey! while we're at it lets add "Deoderant is a MUST" right after "no pets".

So in any event, as this deceptively lovely girl is asphixiaiting the entire population of students who blew off highschool and are paying for it now, all i can do is watch her munch on a cow tails. Notice the plural form of "tail" there, because i think she's plowed through 15 or 1 of them. for those of you unfamaliar with CowTails, they're in the check out lane of the grocerie store and in a white wrapper with a cow jumping over a moon. essentially If you were to stretch a Gomez Carmel Creme thing (that my grandma always keeps in her purse) until it screamed in agony, thats what a cow tail is. Honeslty though, up until about 1 year ago i was convinced they were a byproduct of Slim Jims. MMMM refined cow parts.

It BLEW my mind when i found out these were Not the offspring of unruly beef jerky sticks and Aldi brand Spam. Go figure.