Dear diary?

This is bizzarre. I'm not sure who to write to. I suppose this was always an issue for me as a kid, i never was the girl with the diary. Mind you, i would always try to start one, but i felt that in order for the reader to really see what i was like i had to first tell me whole life story. Thus i was bored with the process before i even got to age 11. If i had a nickle for every 6 page diary in my closet...
However. I'm going to give this a shot.

I made a discovery today. As you all well know (who am i talking to??) I have a knee issues. Which really isn't very fair, i mean look at how i've taken care of them as they carried me from class to class and coast to coast. Those disobediant wrecks. In any event- by the end of the day today they were quite sore, and up until about forty minuets ago I was limping around like some deranged pirate. And thats when my life changed. Mom ( what a dear) handed me a glorious tube of BIOfreeze. Ok, i was skeptical. Really, what good could some blue topical crap POSSIBLY do for me? Holy. Amazing. Batman. It actually worked! Actually i'm sure they're still sore, but it feels like......you know that freezing sensation when you get toothpaste in your eye? that's how my knees feel. Like i want to take a bath in this stuff, it's SO sweet.

well um.. i dont really know what else to say.